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| BANANA PANTS. I don't know what else I have to say to deter you from wearing these. |
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| This is an elderly person's idea of fashionable wedding attire. It is NOT a "cute summer dress." |
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| DO NOT bring shoulder pads back to life. PLEASE. |
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| Usually love these put together outfit pins, but it seems a lack of effort happened. |
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| Baboon-style spanx will lure him until you have to take them off in front of him. |
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| This looks like something my grandmother would accidentally mismatch. |
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| I wouldn't hate this, but it's about as unflattering as any one-piece swimsuit could be. |
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| Finally!!! They've found a way to make feet look fat, too. |
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| Metallic, lingerie, hot-pants thing. No. |
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| Horizontal stripes on the ass-region are never a good idea. |
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| No one looks couture in a shapeless pink sack. |
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| I have to admit to liking these, tacky and terrible though they may be! |
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| Boob Scarf. I don't need to explain why this is awful. |
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| Look! Look at these terrible pants!! |
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| Scuba in style. |
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| And what, pray tell, am I supposed to wear these with? |
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| Mallard Duck heels. I can't get behind it. |
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| I know 3 year olds who wouldn't be caught dead in this thing. |
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| OMG. SHOES. |
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| I hate this on sooo many levels. |
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| Please tell me again why I diet if we're all just going to wear huge pants anyway. |
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| A definite Fashion Fur Paux by Alexander McQueen |
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| This is how I would imagine a homeless ballerina looking. |
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| Chunky nail |
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| Earrings for either a parrot, or a 5 year old. |
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| Taco necklace charm is a no-no. |
